my first post of 2026, wherein i talk about all my ins-and-outs for the year, do a little tapping on the glass. the estate sale to end all estate sales... this could have been an instagram story
Wait, I get a proper shoutout in this, that's insane. Calluses from rock climbing and guitar playing absolutely are in. “To do well is an act of worship for the ones who bled for me. "To do well is an act of worship for the ones who bled for me.” A fantastic line from a fantastic writer. As someone who is turning 23 this year, this is very concerning.
Excellent piece of writing. You've got style, kid. Some of the best footnotes I've ever seen (7 and 9 in particular). Thank you for not saying "thrice".
i wanna do remiel bingo on the substack
Wait, I get a proper shoutout in this, that's insane. Calluses from rock climbing and guitar playing absolutely are in. “To do well is an act of worship for the ones who bled for me. "To do well is an act of worship for the ones who bled for me.” A fantastic line from a fantastic writer. As someone who is turning 23 this year, this is very concerning.
Excellent piece of writing. You've got style, kid. Some of the best footnotes I've ever seen (7 and 9 in particular). Thank you for not saying "thrice".
Making your ancestors proud every word you write
and with every sandwich i burn
Erm...? Where was Life of a Showgirl on the album list...?
Are you dumb?
every eldest daughter was the first lamb to the slaughter so we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire